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/An Erotic Gift Guide

Happy holidays

We love vibrators, we do, but for this year's gift list we wanted to collect some of the more intriguing, unconventional, and maybe unexpected gifts out there.

Milk Bath
An aphrodisiac milk bath, lightly scented, comes in a fantastic white cotton bag embroidered with inspiring words from George Bataille's Story of the Eye: "Now in the corner of the hallway there was a saucer of milk for the cat. ‘Milk is for the pussy, isn’t it? Said Simone. Do you dare me to sit in the saucer?” I dare you’, I answered almost breathless." ($25)

Feather Tickler
A small feather tickler of cockrel feathers with a teak handle. Moisture resistant so it can be easily steam cleaned. Use it to stimulate the surface of the skin, heightening its sensitivity to touch. ($16)

Spanking Paddle
Unsure if you're interested in spanking? Buy this, explore, and then decide. The surface is silky smooth, exquisitely erotic when used with a light touch to energize the body or with force to stimulate endorphins. Run the smooth edge along the skin, up and between the inner thighs... ($38)

Dildo
Vibrators are great for getting off, but dildos encourage you to explore your own body. It's a slower orgasm driven more by pressure than friction or vibration, and while some prefer realistic dildos, there are a number of well-crafted abstract shapes in a variety of materials. Most come with a variety of curves to offer different options for pressure and a sense of fullness. A few options: Coco de Mer carries some beautiful dildos in wood, glass, and jade. Babeland offers glass and a selection of Njoy dildos. Don't be afraid of the materials. The glass won't shatter, the wood is finely polished, and the steel, well, it's surgical, so you know it's safe.

Back to Basics Pyrex Dildo
Njoy Eleven
Spearhead Deluxe
Cobalt Blue Dildo


Penis Candle
We found this black candle crafted to resemble an erect cock with startling accuracy and wondered if it would be too much. Then we lit it. It had a perverse beauty, which is typically the best kind. ($18)

Dirty Devotion
Two variations on the Catholic votive candle - Holy Hard-On and Lingering Licking. Not ideal for a practicing Catholic, excellent for a lapsed Catholic, or anyone who enjoys a little humor with their sexual ritual. ($20)

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not (Adult Mad Libs)
Remember Mad Libs? Totally ridiculous but fun, especially when it's dirty. ($3.99)

The Ballad of Sexual Dependency
Nan Goldin's brutally, beautifully intimate series includes some of the most powerful images of sexuality we've ever seen. ($19.95)

Bondage Tape
Available in purple, black, and clear (shown here), bondage tape sticks to itself but not to your skin. It's quick, easy, effective. ($20)
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