/Objets d'art

There are a handful of companies out there who have revolutionized the sex toy market. Scandinavian-based Lelo is one of them.  With a focus on high quality, eco-friendly, design-savvy toys, they've established themselves as forerunners in the world of dirty, pretty, shiny things. 

The Inez is a gold-plated, rechargeable, quiet little piece of luxury. It's weighty and solid, with five adjustable speeds for ultimate pleasure navigation. The metal body allows for hot and cold play and serious durability. 

It retails for $10,500-. 

If you must leave you lady love, leave her with one of these on the condition that she uses it, over the phone with you. I'm entirely certain her heart and other parts will grow fonder in your absence.